The absurd domain is intentional. So is the transparency.

We built bubbleububbleububbleu because every boba ranking we found online was either sponsored, outdated, or both.

No payola

Shops cannot pay to be listed, ranked higher, or featured. There is no price. There is no menu of placements. It does not exist.

Every shop on this site has been visited by a real person who ordered a real drink and chewed real pearls. Reviews reflect drinks, not press kits.

If a shop ever buys us a milk tea, we will tell you, in writing, on the shop page. So far the count is zero. We are weirdly proud of this.

From Vancouver to Montreal, with stops in places the big lists skip — looking at you, High River. Great boba is not just a big-city thing.

The rankings are only as good as the people who contribute. Rate the shops you visit, and tell us about the ones we’re missing.